Saturday, January 3, 2009

Lyrics: Side Dick (WC: Guilty by Affiliation)


Baby says she wants a gangsta
But she don't want a nigga to dog her
Just beat it up harder
Sad that her nigga's a simp his dick is limp
The sucker for love type but he don't fuck right

Fuck it, I'll be the dick on the side you can ride on
Nigga you can wrap them thighs on
Let your nigga wear the cape
I just want to undress you
Call me Captain Dick to the rescue

I know your kind
Bitch ___ got a __ __
Ballin' ass nigga way paid
Treat your ass right, keep you icy
Though you toss legs up for a nigga like me

Affiliated, just the way you love it
And I don't need money to touch it
My ghetto ass ways is enough to make your ass bend over
Even Destiny's Child claim they need a soldier

Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Every girl need a dick on the side

Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Every girl need a dick on the side

Knock knock, who is it?
The titty mangler, dick dangler
(Who?) the tight pussy finger banger
Packing this heat y'all
With two meatballs
Smothered in dick sauce
So let me skeet on your lip gloss

Dub, gorilla P.I.M.P.
S.I.M.E. anti-S.I.M.P.
I know you got a situation
I come with no attachments
Consider me your walking dildo gadget

Your nigga's a weenie
Let me do my thing with it
Let me feed you this big black hot link with a vein in it
Have you saying Dub came with it
I'm guaranteed to make you cum more than once
If you can hang with it

The cock doctor
Pussy popper
I'll leave your clitoris vibrating
Ticking like a pop locker
And when it's time to creep don't sweat
__ __ __ __ __ __ I got a suite on deck near

Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Every girl need a dick on the side

Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Every girl need a dick on the side

Harder than a dry cookie
My dick is like the antidote
Curing your unsatisfied pussy
Look, I got you laughing and blushing
'Cause with him you're hugging
But with us it ain't nathan but fucking

I know you need a dick on the side
So I kicks in and play my position off the bench like the sixth man
And I ain't bringing phillies to be your lover
Just Lay's potato chips, hot sauce and Magnum rubbers

Many niggas try to holla but they out of luck
'Cause like bitches, niggas can't keep they mouth shut
But I'm a cool nigga like Ray Charles
I'll play blind when you leave, your secret is mine
Dub C the ___, dick specialist
My back stroke will leave your head spinning like The Exorcist
I'm like a dick in a glass when you're lonely
Like a fire extinguisher, emergency use only

Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Every girl need a dick on the side

Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Girl, you need a dick on the side
Every girl need a dick on the side

Dub, gorilla P.I.M.P.
S.I.M.E. anti-S.I.M.P.
Black, ashy, nasty python
Grab hold of his bald head
Smack __

Dub, gorilla P.I.M.P.
S.I.M.E. anti-S.I.M.P.
Better hide that pussy bitch!
Beat that muthafucka up like a drum line
That pussy's mine!

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